I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
