she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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