You don't have asthma, your pregnant
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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