Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.

(612): View more from Minnesota

only room for one pussy in that bed.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.

(541): View more from Oregon

Together?

(847): View more from Illinois

Preferably.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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(818): View more from California

Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night

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(714): View more from California

Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had

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