Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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