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(573): View more from Missouri

Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.

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(716): View more from New York

I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..

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(602): View more from Arizona

One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them

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(858): View more from California

I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha

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(406): View more from Montana

The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after

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(785): View more from Kansas

Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions

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