How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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