dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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