This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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