Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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