the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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