can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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