PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday