Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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