"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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