Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Randomize
