I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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