Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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