help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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