Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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