im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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