Non-Jews are for practice
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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