There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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