Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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