Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
