We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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