i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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