"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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