it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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