At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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