I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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