i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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