Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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