Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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