Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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