More tranny stories later!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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