Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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