It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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