i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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