in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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