after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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