I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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