This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
third nipple confirmed
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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