Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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