She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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