i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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