12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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