Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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