seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The best revenge is premature balding
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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