do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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