and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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