oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i think my tv is drunk
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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