Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I will be naked everywhere
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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