so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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