I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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