Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Barsexuality is the new black.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You pole danced in your parka.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize