I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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