are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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