i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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