Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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